Wine Haiku - Elegant Prose to Red Wine
Copyright 2005 by Robin Garr. All rights reserved. Originally printed March 23, 2005. For more information go to wineloverspage.com
In a field as tradition-bound and conservative as writing about wine, it is a rare and beautiful thing to encounter a concept so new and so appealing that upon encountering it you can only suck in your breath and say, "Damn! Why didn't I think of that?"
I'm in just that state today, shocked and awed and immensely amused by the work of New York wine lover Lane Steinberg, who pens a delightful wine "blog" in which he posts periodic wine-tasting reports - always on red wines - in the strict poetic form of the Japanese haiku.
Don't laugh. This is seriously good stuff.
Antoine Rodet Gevrey-Chambertin (France) 1998
The nose was like dog
Soaking wet from heavy rain
But it drank like dreams
Haiku - literally "short verse" in Japanese - is a deceptively simple verse form, said to have originated as a drinking-party game but turned into an art form by the 17th century Japanese poet Basho. Translated into modern English, haiku is a short, three-line poem. Strictly interpreted, it should include one line of five syllables, one line of seven syllables and a final line of five:
Five syllables first
Then exactly seven more
With five to finish
It's not counting syllables that makes haiku poetry, though, but choosing the words that will trigger an emotional response. Haiku, it is said, "by its very nature asks each reader to be a poet" because, if well-done, it all but forces you to come up with a vivid visual image that finishes the work that the poet started.
Steinberg, who credits his elderly junior high school English teacher, Miss Gimpel, with introducing him rather unwillingly to haiku, clearly gets that. "It seems to me that haiku is the perfect vehicle to encapsulate all aspects of red wine, from the mysteriously sublime to the numbingly mundane," he said. "These haikus provide a quick blast of an impression without getting too specific. If the haikus are good, you should be able to taste them in your mind."
With almost 60 wine haikus on his "blog" and counting, Steinberg does this very well indeed. I love 'em!
Marquis Phillips Shiraz (Australia) 2002
A velvet hammer
The blood of an animal
Carmen Reserve Pinot Noir (Chile) 1999
Some people like this
I could barely swallow it
Mogen David's Ghost
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
Lane Steinberg's Red Wine Haiku Review is online and frequently
updated. Steinberg welcomes E-mail comments, questions, even compliments, at